MOTHERLOAD

Today I went to the Salvation Army and was rifling through a few things looking for 70s National Geographic magazines when I came across a bulging packet of something that upon opening revealed the absolute motherload - a collection of 'assorted' stickers. It is totally out of control and I reckon there'd be over 2000 stickers there. The mind boggles trying to comprehend it. And they're mine, all mine!